just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
Ben Zank was born in the Bronx in New York. At the age of 18 he began taking photographs for fun after he discovered a Pentax ME Super in his grandmother’s attic. His self-portraits aim to stretch the viewer’s imagination and express his feelings when words fail.
Good Guy Pope Francis
That is what it means to be a good Christian/Catholic.
Take notes Westboro Baptist Church.
Take notes Christians and Catholics in general.
That’s why I like this guy, and I’m not even Catholic
I like this guy, and I’m not even religious
I love this guy!
Also says “Who am I to judge gay people?”
Who am I to judge. He’s the fucking pope. THE POPE SAYS “WHO AM I TO JUDGE.” YOU’RE THE FUCKING POPE. IF HE CAN’T JUDGE, THEN NOBODY CAN.
FURTHERMORE, whereas Pope Benedict’s big thing was changing the mass back to Latin, this guy is actually worried about stuff like, oh, you know, taking care of the poor. Important stuff. Jesus-type stuff. Real Jesus-type stuff.
This guy? This guy is getting shit done. Important shit. This guy saw that he had the capability to do some real good in the world, and he jumped on it.
So, as a queer atheist, let me quickly say:
DAMN, WHAT A COOL DUDE. YOU GO POPE, YOU GO.
Did you know he borrows priest clothes and sneaks out of the Vatican to help homeless people. He’s so awesome.
If you’re not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he’s the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said:
"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."
Here are some of his gems:
1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend …… But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever … So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
34 - If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
once when i was little my mom wouldnt let me go outside so i tried to call her a fun sucker but accidentally said son fucker instead and i didnt know why she was laughing so hard